Goddamn Catholic School.

jesusSupergirl: This is Jesus on the cross. When he was a little kid.

Theologically speaking, I don’t even know what to make of this. Laundrylogically speaking, I can see that Jesus had the same annoying habit of wearing two different socks that my kids have. You would be wrong to assume that Mary is a slovenly keeper of house. You would be wrong to assume that she just throws Jesus’ socks into his drawer in a jumble, that she doesn’t spend most of her free time on the hunt for rogue socks, trying in vain to reunite them with their mates. Maybe if Jesus had been a little more sensitive to how hard his mother works he wouldn’t have gotten himself into such a . . . ok. I’ll stop there.

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